Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Pundo your pants and take off your punderware because it's time for some PUNADULTERTATED FUN!!!!!!

This time Saxual Innuendo! These are some real albums I found on the Internet.


Four guys to have sax with!



She's very in touch with her saxuality.



Sax Maniac? He looks like his date stood him up from the prom and now he's gonna have sax with himself.


This guy knows his saxey moments



The title says it all.



Who doesn't like sax all night with John Tesh?



Rough Sax with Christopher Brown? Hopefully this wasn't marketed towards straight men.



I'm bringing saxy back. Obviously not an album but I couldn't resist.



Gratutitous Sax and Senseless Violins. Probably my favorite title on the list.



Who doesn't like a little Christmas Sax?



Yes, Please.



Another John Tesh. Who knew?



This is fictional, but I like this cover better and I'm pretty sure John Tesh stole the title.

What is with John Tesh and all these puns? He probably spends all day coming up with these.
And now my favorite cover:

Nothing like Mr. Clean staring at you like he's gonna sax you down. Beautiful, just beautiful.
Now fake ones with ideas for covers!!!
Saxual Healing
A sad sax with a band aid
Make Up Sax
Two saxes kissing
Break Up Sax
Two saxes with boxing gloves
Let's Talk About Sax
A rhino in a tree.
Graphic Sax
Pixelated saxophone
I Wanna Sax You Up
A saxophone holding an up sign and pointing at you
Sax Ed
A sax that looks like a teacher in front of a class
Sax and The City
A horse with a nametag that says Carrie playing Sax, or four slutty saxes shopping
Bi-Saxual
A woman sexually toying with the mouthpiece and fingering the opening
Uni-Sax
A saxophone with one wheel
Asaxual
A sax reading a business magazine while attractive woman play outside his window
Saxism
A concerned chipmunk (chipmunks hate prejudice)
Homosaxual
Two boy saxes in bed
Heterosaxual
A guy and girl sax in bed
Saxology
A sax reading books about sax
Oversaxed
A sax in bed with two girl saxes looking exhausted
Undersaxed
A sax masterbating to a saxual magazine or a sax under a billboard that says sax
Transsaxual
A sax with a wig and mustache
Saxagenarian
An old woman playing sax with her teeth in a cup on the counter
Saxploitation
A sax with an afro and a gun with dead instruments nearby
Psychosaxual
A sax on a psychologist's couch
Sax-ty Nine
One sax upright the other upside down
Addicted to Sax
A Saxophone in a group meeting
Group Sax
A dirty pile of saxes in a pile, or a bunch of people playing sax naked
Interacial Sax
A sax in bed with a trumpet
Hardcore Sax
A sax made out of stone or with a metallica t-shirt
Sax Until Morning
A really tired guy playing the sax
Sax on Fire
A aggravated dolphin eating a burger
Bathroom Sax
A sax on the toilet with a newspaper
Sax and Candy
John Candy playing sax

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