I was watching TV the other night and there was a commercial for an acne cream with Mandy Moore. Under her name it said Actress/ Singer. I thought to myself that it was inaccurate because she can neither act nor sing. So I thought of other celebrities and came up with more accurate job descriptions. Enjoy.
Mandy Moore
Attractive Woman
Aston Kutcher
Camera Company Spokesperson
George Lopez
Unfunny Mexican
Carlos Mencia
Even Unfunnier Fake Mexican
Hugh Grant
Constantly Befuddled British Man
Matthew McConaughey
One Time Actor/ Anti-Shirt Activist
Robert Pattinson
Fake Vampire
Dane Cook
Real Vampire
('cause he sucks, get it?)
Paris Hilton
Bad Sex Tape Performer
Kim Kardashian
So-So Sex Tape Performer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Horse/Human Hybrid
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Escaped Mental Patients
Tom Cruise
Mentally Handicapped Actor
That's all I cared to do for now.
I don't think that's actually Heidi Montag
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